My friend, I have a CRAP-LOAD OF QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU?

My friend, I have a CRAP-LOAD OF QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU?

Why doesn'-t McDonald'-s sell hotdogs?At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?What is Satan'-s last name?Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They'-re going to see you naked anyway.Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don'-t have toes?If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "-Not available in all states"-?If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "-no"-?Do they bury people with their braces on?How far east can you go before you'-re heading west?How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?If pro and con are opposites, wouldn'-t the opposite of progress be congress?Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don'-t taste or smell anything like it.If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver'-s license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?What'-s the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?Why is the Lone Ranger called '-Lone'- if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?Are eyebrows considered facial hair?If a baby'-s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn'-t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "-macaroni"-?Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?Do they have the word "-dictionary"- in the dictionary?Can you daydream at night?Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?Can crop circles be square?If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don'-t they fall through the floor?Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?Can animals commit suicide?What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?How can something be "-new"- and "-improved"-? if it'-s new, what was it improving on?Why aren'-t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?When two people marry, they say, "-you may kiss the bride"-. What do they say if two MEN get married?Why is it that when we "-skate on thin ice"-, we can "-get in hot water"-?Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?If laughter is the best medicine, who'-s the idiot who said they '-died laughing'-?If money doesn'-t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don'-t lay eggs.Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?Why are they called '-Jolly Ranchers'-? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?Can a short person "-talk down"- to a taller person?

Michael

Well sir I have one question for you "why the hell do you need to know the answer to that many questions!!! GE-ZUS"S lol

Samantha

Bc no one wants to say McWeinerThe right bc most people are right handed?he doesn't have oneIt makes the patient more comfortableUm on there finger, i guessYes it is still a felonyBc it's not available in all states duhThat is a very good question lol. I guess you'd burn up before you even got to the centerThat is impossible, but i suppose if it did happen then they'd save the coffin for next timeThen nothing you say would be accounted for, or they just wouldn't let you answerBraces teeth? Yes they aren't going to take them off just bc you diedYou are always going to be going east unless you turn aroundSame way you sell everything else?They go to other dentists, it'd be kind of hard to fix a root canal on your ownIt's caught, It's an out.Yes, though i don't think they'd let a drunk on a planeThey don't?Haha very funny!Bc that is just the way it isYesBc it's not actually flavored with grapes or it is just loaded with sugarYes, i think?Technically sureNo, they aren't showing chewed food to peopleYesAbsolutely nothing except the brandPut it on anything you put any other missing persons ondouble lonerswhen there is just barely more sun than cloudYes, it is hair on your face isn't it?12:01amthe feather obviouslyyes one week, nah just kidding idkjust bc it's easier to make that wayyes, reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about themif you are awake then it is a daydreamhm never noticed thatyes, but they are typically roundbv they floati don't think soyes, everyone swears on the bible in courtbc there is not enough in the mixture to actually dye itsure, they could jump off a cliff or somethingleave it, it's not illegalthe patient but someone else would take the doctor to another roomit's improved from the older versionsome areyou may kiss the husbandthey are just figures of speechbc it sounds bettersomeone who saw someone die laughing, it actually doesn't cure anythingcoincidence?no cluethey are giving away chicken eggs, you know for like baby chicksHmmm 2 i guess, they are still two peopleWhoever made themvery contradictory, so no ideayesOk i seriously better get points for answering ALL of your questions, lol =P

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